neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

choofer

A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.

It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.

by _Julius_ October 31, 2005

choover

A choover is one who is controlling, and nosy at all time.

A: " Bro , your gf is a choover"

B: " Ya, she just texted me again asking where I was."

by jpimpin254 January 9, 2010

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

chozzer

It literally means "pig," but is used for a person who is "ungrateful, cheap, selfish, greedy, stingy or flagrantly unfair."

After 37 columns, I think I've had more than my share of newspaper space and am beginning to feel like a bit of a "chozzer."

by Jon Budden September 15, 2004

chooper

Slang internet term for 'Porn.'

Wow check it out, guys, that's Jenna Jamieson, the famous chooper star!

by Jenna Hooper November 17, 2006

chooker

Someone who exemplifies all the qualities typically associated with people who carry themselves without any taste or class or tact. Also applies to someone who enthusiastically subscribes to the working class, or street thug lifestyle. The word originates from Pacheco, a dowtrodden suburb of Concord, CA. Often the term is used by upwardly mobile snobby types who want to discreetly mock those in their midst who they view as below them in the social order.

Check out that total chooker at the bar, smoking her Marlboro Lights 100s. Not only are her acid wash jeans painted on, but I bet she left the T-Tops on her Trans-Am tonite because she didn't want to mess up her feathered, Aquanet hair.

by Pat Rick Bateman February 15, 2006