when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
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Get the chop your head off mug.This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
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Get the Chop a maloo off the lights mug.The fat stupid guy at work that sucks up to the boss, spouts simplistic platitudes, and thinks he is more experienced because he has worked there 20 years but you always seem to be fixing his fuck ups.
The office chimp at work came over to help me. I just wanted him to get away from me because he annoys me and he fucks things up all the time.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
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