chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

dick chop

A dick Chop is a real dick head. Ap erson who gets on your nerves and wont go away

Fuck ryan is a dick chop, i wish he would piss off.

by soonbo August 15, 2006

chopdicks

When two men put they're erect penises together, like chopsticks and pick up sushi and/or other foods in to there partner's mouth.

Justin and Malcolm did not have enough chopsticks for there friend Heather. So they let Heather use there chopdicks to eat her General Tso's chicken.

by Pat Wills September 24, 2016

Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.

Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!

by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010