Choff

Someone who is ridiculously sexual down his mic.

Someone who is always fapping off on roadside.

Ridiculously sexually frustrated.
'SHUT UP YOU CHOFF!'
by ProTom October 06, 2011
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Choff

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks
That's some choff ass shit.
by Don Gato June 03, 2003
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choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana
oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!
by BJT9000 November 15, 2002
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Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.
Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.
by SuperDuperPooper898 November 03, 2011
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Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.
'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'
by Growey January 30, 2011
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Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.
by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019
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choffee

Add hot chocolate packet (preferably hot chocolate with marshmallows) to coffee then sweeten to taste and add milk or cream. Term used by Andre Campbell since 1996.
choffee,chofee
by dremon April 30, 2010
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