Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
Get the Chocolate Eclairsmug. by James November 21, 2003
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 25, 2011
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
by ***MITCH*** April 12, 2008
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
by scaldie April 1, 2023
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. by illshankyou December 16, 2011
Get the The Double Chocolate Eclairmug.