Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
by GNox July 6, 2006
by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
by For the Glory of Rome September 29, 2007
by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021
When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
by Pavelski8 November 15, 2008
I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
by Sean Manning May 28, 2005
This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.
In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.
by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004