When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009
Get the chocolate covered pretzelmug. When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.
Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.
Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.
by DwarZZ October 5, 2005
Get the chocolate covered pretzelmug. Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006
Get the Chocolate-covered Pretzelmug. by longranger August 28, 2003
Get the Chocolate Covered Pretzelmug. by Salty Jews February 16, 2018
Get the Chocolate covered pretzelmug. A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017
Get the chocolate covered pretzelmug.