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choclate sunday

When one dresses up as a nun and shits on partners face while the lick it off.
"Sunday prayers where messy after the choclate Sunday"
by BIG_KONKA April 13, 2015
mugGet the choclate sundaymug.

Choclate Chick

a pretty women that has chocolate colored skin,but is very pretty(out of sarcasm)
Man:Damn,Baby u fine to be a choclate chick

Woman:Thank You
by Pop$tar October 11, 2008
mugGet the Choclate Chickmug.

The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance
Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
by mikethekilla August 12, 2009
mugGet the The Choclate Expressmug.

White choclate

Someone who thinks is black but is white. But Also gets all the girls he can get.
He comes White choclate
by @jjetskie January 10, 2018
mugGet the White choclatemug.

choclate hurricane

when u do a shit through it into a moving fan as it splatters every where
me and jess got bored so we did a choclate hurricane
by chunky lover 96 July 17, 2010
mugGet the choclate hurricanemug.

Choclate explosion

A Chocklate Explosion is the act of Anal sex Then upon Withdrawling a big shit sprays all over your penis.
I was trying anal with my girlfreind last night for the first time when i pulled out she gave me a hot steamy choclate explosion.
by Insane89 November 22, 2010
mugGet the Choclate explosionmug.

choclate earmuffs

The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth
"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"
by kyleshaffer21 January 14, 2009
mugGet the choclate earmuffsmug.

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