chilk

when you fart and cum through your penis at the same time, incredibly painful

kevin and dante chilked at the same time, causing a cloud of toxic air over the english classroom

by walkingwannabe December 4, 2010

Chilking

When someone is chilling while eating chicken at the same time. Can also be used as saying "what's up" if you say "what's chilking".

Will: Hey man, you wanna come over and chilk all over the place?
Dom: Sure man, let's go chilk.

Joe: Are you guys saying choke?
Will: Dude, we're just chilking.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019

cheese chilk

the perfect combination between cheese and milk.

wow i cant wait to have some cheese chilk

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

Chilk

When ones milk turns cheesy

Mate, dont drink that its chilk

by seulc ired January 22, 2016

Chilk Meister

Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.

Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.

Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019

Chilk

Chilk is the name used when referring to milk that has spoiled due to a bacterial infestation. This is true chilk. However, the name chilk can be given to any of the following:

The vaginal discharge of the female Sunarusian porpoise.
The milk of a racoon after it has been detoxinated.

Ah, gross! It's turned into chilk, man!

by cobeyboi June 19, 2010

chilk

An alternative way to describe the act of “chilling”. Originated from ancient Slob language.

Slob is chilking

by crafter97 June 15, 2022