Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

CockMuncher

Anyone Named Benji

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher

by 666Forever March 26, 2009

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

by I SUCK CANDY February 25, 2009

cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.

Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003