by Timmyboy4500 May 4, 2023
Get the Private Cheater mug.You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
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1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014
Get the Cheater mug.A cheating unfaithful prick that thinks they can get away with kissing or sexual contact and etc.
Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
by Madison” March 13, 2019
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Get the cheater, cheater monkey beater mug."Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH
by The outliner of contradictions June 19, 2020
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by chsbwoods August 21, 2010
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