A chemtard is someone who chose to take chemistry and then realised it was a grave mistake.. and are pretty much a failure in the subject.
Chemtard: Uhh... how do you test for carbon dioxide?
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
by Kirst...x.x.x.x April 8, 2008
Get the chemtard mug.A. Someone who fails Chemistry class.
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
Two Nigerian scammers are in a world of hurt. Their Governor has put them on his "To be killed" list. It seems that they had FINALLY scammed the wrong person on e-bay motors.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter October 23, 2014
Get the Chemtard mug.Foolish individuals who wear shirts or possess other paraphernalia with the image of Che Guevara, Marxist-Leninist vermin known for his murdering of those who opposed communist revolutions and clown like utter incompetence when involved in combat operations against counter insurgency forces.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Did you see that Chetard in the photos from the demonstration? Luckily his unwashed, smelly hippie, patchouli funk was not captured in the picture.
by RonInAz April 29, 2007
Get the Chetard mug.A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.
Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!
by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011
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If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.
by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005
Get the cheetard mug.Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.
Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.
Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!
by Brad3425 March 21, 2010
Get the Chemtard mug.A person whose brain and spirit has been retarded through overexposure to a multitude of chemical agents, that impairs partially or completely the faculties for independent reasoning. Common culprits: flouride, mercury, BPA, dioxin, statospheric aerosals, etc..
I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.
by Smashlander December 9, 2016
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