Chelmsford

No matter what other people say, it's the best town in Massachusetts. You only know about it if you live there or have friends from there. Mostly middle-class families, some mansions making you think you're in Westford. Obsessed with sports and has great sports team even though every serious game is rigged. Main sports teams are football and hockey. Very competitive agains Billerica. Almost everyone has a Chelmsford jacket, pants, sweatshirt, t-shirt, etc. Has some of the best school systems in the country. Voted one of the best places to live. Made up of mostly people with the ethnic background of French-Canadian or Irish. Some Polish. The person who fired the "Shot heard 'round the world" is from Chelmsford. Has to many grocery stores. Not many other kinds of stores besides Wal Mart, CVS, Macy's, etc. Teenagers normally hang out at the Chelmsford Forum or the High School football games.

Billerica kid: "We just beat this great team by rigging the game."
Chelmsford kid: "What team?"
Billerica kid: "Chelmsford."
Chelmsford kid: "I knew it! I'm from Chelmsford ya know."
Billerica kid: O.o

by Chelmsford_Lion October 25, 2011

Chelmsford

in fact the original chelmsford is located in england, where a popular music festival known as the 'V Festival is held.'

come up with ur own names 4 towns u american idiots. chelmsford is a town in england NOT the usa.

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005

Chelmsford

Chelmsford is a place in Essex where all the legends hang. Everyone thinks the schools there are good but in actual fact they’re proper shit and crumbling to pieces. Used to be quite dead growing up there now they’ve got 2 cinemas an ice rink and 10000000 shops for the Chelmsford gangs to rob (these gangs tend to be bored 16-year-old boys trying to act cool in front of their inappropriately-dressed girlfriends). This is also where most of the roadmen are born and raised and if you try to speak to anyone under the age of 25 chances are you won’t understand a word they’re saying because urban dictionary is basically a Chelmsford kids bible. All jokes aside Chelmsford is a sick place to live because even though you can come across the occasional wanker it’s better than Basildon where you often meet murderers and kidnappers when leaving your home.

What people think: Chelmsford people are chavs and Chelmsford is an irrelevant place
The truth: All what people think but we also got good chippies

by Anonymousessexlad April 22, 2019

Chelmsford

Silly place in essex where evryone finks there solid n dapper. U got some crews like melbourne and moulsham who r total wankers.

In chelmsford uve got a cinema one end and about a 25 min walk away theres an ice rink. Loadsa clubs full of chavs. Theres a mcdonalds n dats where da melbourne crew chillax. Chavs.

All in all its a shitty town wiv fuck all to do except get chased or go to a club.

Btw the leader of da melbourne crew is 15/16 and called "turtle" lol wat a prick.

A: Where do you live?
B: Chelmsford
A: Chav

by bugger February 22, 2005

Chelmsford

A place with a high percentage of french people, rednecks and mullets. A place where people ride Venturas and can purchase NKG spark plugs.

I met a guy with a wikkid mullet, had a major french accent and go figure, he was lookin' to buy NKG's !!! Musta been from Chelmsford !!!

by Dannomite April 20, 2006

Chelmsford

Possibly the most boring town in New England, and definitely in Massachusetts. All people do is talk about how they take drugs, although it is almost impossible to find anyone to get them from. If you're a dolt, you'll fit right in. The adults really show the different, non-English speaking countries the people are from, because they are so bad at speaking English it is not even remotely funny. All the children are dumb, boring people with no direction in life, who don't take anything seriously. There are two things you can do that don't require driving to a different town: one, masturbate, and two, consider suicide. Don't move here. It's a rip off version of Dartmouth.

Adult 1: No Hagas Drugai, It Rovines Ur leafs, mkkkkk
Kid 1: Ugh, I get it ok, ugh

Me: (face palms) (In a whisper)Why the fuck did I move to Chelmsford?

by Einclarce May 31, 2016

Chelmsford

A town in Massachusetts of about 36,000 people. It is a 30 minute drive to Boston on Average. Upper-middle class with good schools. North Chelmsford has a blue collar Billerica vibe, South & West Chelmsford have more of a Westford vibe, and the rest of the town is somewhere in the middle.

Big sports town. Chelmsford Lions. Extremelt heated Rivalry with Billerica Football, Wrestling, Hockey, and Lacrosse are the big sports.
The Chelmsford Forum is considered to be the best arena in Mass High School Hockey. Several Chelmsford Guys have played hockey in the NHL (Jack Eichel, Keith Aucoin, Phil Borque, John Morris)

Also a huge “townie” town. Most people that grow up in Chelmsford end up raising their kids in Chelmsford too. Teachers, Coach... basically everyone and their cousin hang out at the Brickhouse Bar in the Center on the weekends.

Person 1: Who won the Game against Billerica?
Person 2: CHELMSFORD won by alot

by massachusettstowns July 13, 2022