1 definition by Einclarce

Chelmsford

Possibly the most boring town in New England, and definitely in Massachusetts. All people do is talk about how they take drugs, although it is almost impossible to find anyone to get them from. If you're a dolt, you'll fit right in. The adults really show the different, non-English speaking countries the people are from, because they are so bad at speaking English it is not even remotely funny. All the children are dumb, boring people with no direction in life, who don't take anything seriously. There are two things you can do that don't require driving to a different town: one, masturbate, and two, consider suicide. Don't move here. It's a rip off version of Dartmouth.

Adult 1: No Hagas Drugai, It Rovines Ur leafs, mkkkkk
Kid 1: Ugh, I get it ok, ugh

Me: (face palms) (In a whisper)Why the fuck did I move to Chelmsford?

by Einclarce April 23, 2016