Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.

Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Phishr October 1, 2005

CheesyMilkshake

A Sexual act of gaping ones asshole so wide you can fill it up with canned spray cheese and semen to be mixed with a dick or dildo. There are many version of this milkshake, if you have a big imagination and combination is endless.(Main Recipe)1bottle of canned spray cheese, half a bag of Cheetos, at-least half a cup of semen(dick needed as mixing tool)

Bro it was crazy, I made a CheesyMilkshake out of her.

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 1, 2021

cheerum

Mixed drink, 1/3 rum, pirate whiskey, mixed with 2/3 Cheerwine, available in the south. Tastes like kool-aid and gets you intoxicated.

I mixed some cheerum last night. It was a great night.

by TK319 February 14, 2012

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

Cheesus Crust

A pizza place in the movie My Best Friends Girl starring Dane Cook.

Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.

by TallOne March 25, 2009

ceesumm

When something is fucking awesome

That Ferrari is ceesumm.

by Ekoko33 December 16, 2022