cheesefap

v. To bang the Parmesan cheese shaker wildly on the table to loosen up its contents and cause the cheese to come out smoothly.

I wish I didn't have to cheesefap just to get some extra cheeseness on mah pizza!!

by Ur Lil Shuichi October 16, 2008

Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 16, 2008

CheeseTrapped

Like a mouse trap but involving a male and female. The trap representing child support and the cheese being the vagina, the mouse or male comes and gets trapped with child support fee's.

Did you hear ???? got cheesetrapped? Chick said she was on the pill when she wasnt, he gonna get trapped under them child support bills.

by Mr.CheeseTrapper May 19, 2017

cheeseflag

The term 'cheeseflag' is a term for a penis.

National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "cheeseflag" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since. Not sure if it should be one word or two. You be the judge.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

cheesesack

1. A word that, when placed on a triple word score in the board game scrabble, scores the player two points.

2. A sack of cheese (archaic).

Cheesesack! BAM! Triple word score! That's worth...two points!

by TH89 February 4, 2005

German Cheeseplatter

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!

Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.

by Dicks In October 24, 2009

cheeseflap

A girl/woman who always has a yeast infection, or acts like she does.

Our new boss is such a witch, a total cheeseflap.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006