cheese weasel 

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

cheese weasel by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

Cheese Weasel 

The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.

Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?

Cheese Weasel by Jon Dub March 30, 2009

Cheese Weasel 

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

Cheese Weasel by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Cheese Weasel 

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

Cheese Weasel by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Cheese Weasel Day 

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

Cheese Weasel Day by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009