Chacken

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

oh look its a chacken haha

by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018

activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.

Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

by tonitewedineinhell April 9, 2008

charclets

Something offered to little bitches.

We should get together fer' some charclets!!!

by frumes1 March 28, 2009

charcoal briquette

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.

-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

by The Benighted April 27, 2016

chacked

when a girl is giving you deep throat to the point it makes her react and while your taking your dick out it ejaculates and the girl vomits at the same time.

guy 1: " hey that girl who worked at kfc blew me hard she went throat deep"
guy 2: "wow was she good?

guy 1" "yeah in the climax i pulled out and she chacked on my dick it was sweet i felt the chunky food on my cock"

by hamelt May 3, 2014

Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!

A phrase used when someone does something stupid, or something goes wrong.

Person 1 trips over.

Person 2: "Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!"

by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009

charcuterie

A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)

I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.

by Scorpion21 June 12, 2018