Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

Chamoy pickle

Pickle filled with red 40 and Takis

Yo, that Chamoy pickle had Hella red 40 in it

by Trap queen052910 January 10, 2024

Chamoy

When a big husky mexican man roofies you and pulls your foreskin too far back causing an explosion of blood.

evil indian man: “don’t touch me im scared totally not gay mexican man: “i am going to give you the chamoy”

by bok bok with the glock glock March 22, 2025

Chamoy Pickle Kit from Tiktok Shop

A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected

Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹

by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg December 9, 2011

Tiktok chamoy pickle kit

it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers

Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..

by Taakooz December 8, 2023