Cafnesia

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush

Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going

by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

Chanessa

A Chanessa is a gorgeous girl. Most of the time a Chanessa will have a beautiful smile, a fine ass, and/or lovely personality. Chanessa's are all ways fun to be around. They are usually the all around type of girl, great body, and perfect face, and the most amazing eyes, matching perfectly with there personality. When you are around a Chanessa for to long, it's almost impossible to not fall completely in love with them. They grow on you no matter how much you fight, so watch out. If you find a Chanessa do everything you can to keep them. You wont regret it! They might not always be there for you but there there when you most need it and are great friends.

That girl is such a Chanessa.

That chick has a Chanessa ass.

I thought I was frozen in time, but i was just looking into some Chanessa eyes.

by 14Izzy14 June 5, 2011

hamnesia

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.

"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."

by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Shamnesia

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

chatnesia

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.

(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia

by Lunamor September 5, 2009

whamnesia

Noun - Medical condition for what happens when a person giving a blowjob gets the back of their skull slammed so hard that they lose short or long term memories of giving the blowjob that gave them the condition.

Yo man, I skullfucked your mom so hard last night she forgot we even did that. I think she has Whamnesia.

by chozo_ninpo October 21, 2011