calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.

by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012

Smash the Calories

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!

I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!

by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010

Choobies

Choobies(n.) a word that is used by Bangchan(straykids leader) fans for Chan's tiddies after he posted pictures in mischief perfirmance fit showing off them hot tiddies.

"oh look at them choobies, it's too hot"
"I wish I had big tiddies like Choobies are"
venus said "i believe in Choobies supremacy".

by desichannie January 17, 2021

indulgence calories

Are the calories that you bank all week because you are eating a healthy low calorie diet, that you then get to 'use' when you feel you've earned dessert or comfort food.

I don't want to waste my 'indulgence calories' I've saved up on a bland tasting dessert!

by radken May 7, 2009

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022