Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

Chadmath

A branch of mathematics that doesn't give a fuck about any of the other branches of mathematics.

It looks like they've just cherry picked random data series to support their thesis and then failed to add up numbers correctly but boy do those numbers look good. What sort of math is that? Oh, of course, it's Chadmath.

by Kenneth Dredd May 31, 2021

chaimae

A lovely stunning girl, who's always in for fun. When you're frieds with Chaimae you'll have a friend forever and she'll fight for your friendship. She falls in love very fast but doesn't show her pain and smiles everyday with her beautiful smile. Don't mess with a Chaimae because she has friends who have her back and beat you up.

Hey there's chaimae!

Chaimae cutie how are you?

by Missmievrouwtje March 18, 2015

chadmas

it is similar to a well known holiday known as Christmas but its where Chad gets everything and not Chris, therefore we re-named the holiday to Chadmas. It is one of the best holidays known to people of T-Town.

Guy 1: "Hey Monkey, what are you asking for for Christmas?"
Guy 2: "What do you mean Christmas, do you mean Chadmas?"
Guy 1: "Yeah Chadmas"
Guy 2: "I axed Dr. for that new iPhone 5S I been trying to get my monkey paws on"
Guy 1: "Oh, Merry Chadmas!"

by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

chaima

A beautiful lady with an amazing ass. She’s a strong independent woman who loves to be able to help people. She doesn’t have a lot of friends because she doesn’t trust people real quick. Every guy wants to be with her but she’s better than them. She’s so friendly but when someone is disrespecting her she can be the biggest bitch in the world but she will say sorry because she isn’t like that. She’s the girl that you’ll need when you need to cry. She’s the loyalist person you’ll ever meet. And oh my she has an addiction to movies don’t forget that she’s also one hell of an wifeymaterial.

I wish i could be more chaima.

by Kitty145 January 27, 2018

CALM+

CALM+:- CALM+ Is an accurate description of a FABARM whilst he she or they are calming down the hysterical "NONFABMASSES" - it takes them a long time to FABLEARN the ultimate calmness of a friendly FABARM!

This match is getting almost hysterical - we need to get a couple of CALM+ FABARM'S in, after half time, that should fix it!

by FABARM January 6, 2019