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Chaise is the type of person you just wanna be around they have a really sweet smile even though they dont smile as much dont even get me started on how theyre just great talkers too coming into contact with a chaise will most likely be a really great decision they almost always have a great style too and are always just kind and gorgeous souls
“Do you know chaise?”
Yes!! Chaise is so awesome im so glad i met them
Chaise by anonymous February 27, 2023
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Chaise is a slay person, if you ever get to met a Chaise make sure to stay on their good side.

Chaise's are the best once you get to know them.

So to sum this up Chaise's are slay, crazy, lazy, loving, and kind hearted.
Human 1: She's sooooo nice

Human 2: That's a chaise by far!

Chaise longue 

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.
I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.

chaise lounge 

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A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.
Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"

Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"
chaise lounge by psiscott May 2, 2006

chaise girl 

A chaise girl is the Paris Hilton of the trailer park.
Average looks likely to have a better body than face.

A conceited, high maintenance, shallow female that pretends she is worth her weight in gold.

Overly talented in false appearances

Excessively lazy, entitled, rude & snotty.

A couch potato with golden pussy syndrome.
A freeloader always looking for her next benefactor.

To lazy to dig for gold her surroundings do not change much while her geographical locations often do.

Most known for laying about her chaise aka a borrowed couch.

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Don't waste your time buddy she's just a chaise girl, she'll lounge around all day while you step and fetch like a little bitch.
chaise girl by hoetalk July 11, 2011

Chaise Longue 

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard she lays there like a pool lounge chair.
Man, my girlfriend is such a chaise longue this afternoon.
Chaise Longue by cyberarf February 13, 2022

chaise turner 

black friend that will be my one and olny please don't hate me
chaise turner by kaman johnsonfuck me September 21, 2017