Chagsploon

To lightly caresse or stroke

Yeah I chagsplooned your mums face

by Serious bisness June 22, 2016

chai

It's over. Basically meaning that something has passed or done.

Friend: What happened between you two
Me: its chai

by siyanda.zama August 11, 2020

torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006

chaised

Pronounced "Shayzed". A short form of "Shitfaced", refers to the feeling one encounters when so intoxicated they cannot stand, thus seeking relief from a chaise lounge.

Dave and Phil were pounding beers on the beach all day. I asked them to come to a party but they were already fucking chaised!

by CanaDave October 24, 2009

Cold Chai Moment

When Hillary Clinton tries to distract and change the subject after an on-camera seizure while taking questions from reporters. She deflects by commenting on the "Cold Chai" she was drinking

Did you see Hillary's reaction to that reporter's question? Eh, she was just having a Cold Chai Moment

by chinzypop September 13, 2016

chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.

Isnt he such a chaichai?

by penguin April 12, 2005

Chaikao

A chaikao is an animal that resembles an ox mixed with a jungle rat and weighs approximately 80 pounds. They are 1 foot high and 2 feet long. They are strong, terrible creatures that will tear off your nee caps and damage your lungs if you come near their babies (Chaikousourisings). They live in city sewers - especially in New York. They are very fast, nocturnal animals. Sometimes if you see a shadow wisp by, it was probably a Chaikao.

"Why u coming at my friends like a chaikao?" "Dare u disturb my slumber?! How I ought to be a chaikao all day now..."

by Chonklebootybook July 20, 2021