craignennt

A physical condition that occurs after a man consumes enough sperm calories to develop an obese stature.

"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight. I've gotten really craignennt and I just get the meat sweats any time I eat."

by craignennt April 3, 2022

Chainer

An extremely unruly person, such as might need to be "kept on a chain."

When he's drunk, he's the world's biggest chainer.

by Coz the Shroom May 27, 2010

Chained

When you are your 13 year old girlfriend are hookinup and y'all start getting to frisky so your braces get stuck together

I was hookinup with Sally and we got chained

by Backseat Flat Stanleys January 31, 2017

gold chainer

A particular class of douchebag who usually wears a gold chain with extra douchosity. A player. Very sleazy sometimes also has a 70's porn moustache. Warning: Even if personality & looks seem ok, a gold chain tells the real story. Steer clear at all costs.

Let's get out of here. There's a gold chainer heading our way.

by samiam11 June 20, 2011

chained up

same thing as whipped but not used anywhere as much.

"hes chained up!" - miguel
"you mean whipped?" - joseph

by jewsuph June 6, 2016

chainge

Like small money, but like hooks and binding encumbrances that touch us when we are scrapping for every cent and when we find ourselves doing anything to get enough to add up to more. Small money motivation, motivations in our societal process of change. An excerpt concept from a song entitled "Chainge" by: Alex Gonzalez

In Chainge, You find it alright to work the street corner at night. Life's chainges.

by Iconvolt November 7, 2020

Chainese

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".

Happy Chainese New Year!

by Chicago Master February 16, 2022