Heterosexual

An individual that cannot sit within 5 feet of the same gender in a hot-tub

I am a hetero (heterosexual)

by Yes~no~maybe~so August 23, 2019

heterosexual-biromantic

If someone is heterosexual-biromantic, it means they can fall in love with either gender, but are only attracted sexually to the opposite.

Person: Oh, I'm heterosexual-biromantic!
Other person: Oh, cool.

by HeyLookAPotato September 15, 2017

Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011

heterosexual lifemate

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

by tandre October 4, 2008

Effeminate Heterosexual

A 100% heterosexual male who's body language and way of speaking is totally effeminate.

That dude we were talking to seems totally gay but his hot girlfriend told me he's just an Effeminate Heterosexual.

by roadierules January 3, 2011

Cerebrosexual

Someone who fucks with people's minds.

Average Joe: Gay or Straight?
Unaverage Joe: Cerebrosexual.
Average Joe: I don't understand.
Unaverage Joe: Exactly.

by creepymangiggles August 4, 2009

Heterosexual

Someone sexually attracted to someone of the opposite sex.

Guy: I'm a heterosexual so I like girls.
Girl: I'm one too.

by JustDance2017 January 2, 2017