at your cervix

'at your service' in words of Pierce Hawthorne, TV Series Community character, thinking he's answering a lady.
Yep, he is such a charming old chap.

(cervix)

gay guy: "Excuse me, are you Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes?"
Pierce: "*At your cervix!* Oh sorry, I thought you are a lady. ...you can use that cervix line if you want."

by kickup_thefire November 5, 2011

Cervix Pounder

A term created by the gaming god known as Mr.Woodysgamertag

To pound the living shit out of a girls pussy while crying out "I AM THE CERVIX POUNDER!"

Dude1: your so good with the girls!!!
Dude2: yes, i am quite the Cervix Pounder!

by A fan of Woodysgamertag:) July 27, 2012

cervix pounding

When a guy is fucking a girl so deep that it pounds the cervix.

He gave me the worst cervix pounding of my life. I couldn't walk for ten days.

by princesschristine January 16, 2012

Cervix Breaker

1. One who breaks a cervix.

2. One who uses their unusually large penis to open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken."

Stacie: Omg, I can touch the inside of my uterus now.
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: What a Cervix Breaker!

by ImSpartacus April 24, 2008

hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.

“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”

by Squirrelnuts420 August 12, 2021

cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012