fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.

Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing

by NONcollager November 30, 2010

collaring ceremony

When in pet play, a form of bdsm relationship, a pet and his/her owner/master etc... Are ready to give the pet a collar. The best way to describe a collaring ceremony is like a marriage. It can be either private or public. These ceremonies should be planned out and thought about vividly, like an actual wedding.

Collaring Ceremony: the point between a pet and owner, master, mistress where the pet is given a special collar to show they are owned. It is similar to a marriage and completey consensual.
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"

by Collaredfox May 10, 2016

Celebating

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

celibating

Masturbating to maintain one's celibacy.

The uber Christian chick took a vow to maintain her virginity until she was married but she has been celibating several times a day.

by Dick Berry September 19, 2013

Celesting

Spectating a group of people without contributing or speaking during the conversation.

Tanner stop celesting, you fucking weirdo.

by Bugbear12 April 25, 2022