corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

celery slap

using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.

Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her

by R puppy August 30, 2009

Celery Theory

Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! March 10, 2011

Celery Finn

A stick of celery which has the head of Caleb Finn.
Celery Finn shall be worshipped for he is a god.
A meme created by a Caleb Finn fan.

We shall praise Celery Finn
Celery Finn is appeased with the sacrifices that you gave to him

by kennarae02 November 10, 2019

Cleezy

Classy; having elegance, grace, and dignity

Yo bruh, its lookin real cleezy since you remodeled the spot.

by Artista C. February 28, 2011

Celery of Humanity

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

by balloon pirate February 18, 2007