F1 Celebration 

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.

Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

F1 Celebration by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009

Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.

"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."

Celebration Milk by thejagerage October 30, 2011

Masturbation Celebration 

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.

We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.

Masturbation Celebration by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006

goal celebration 

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.

Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.

goal celebration by Chullage February 3, 2009

celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

celebration injury by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014

Diamondwood Celebration  

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

Diamondwood Celebration by The swagenator April 18, 2008

celebrian 

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

celebrian by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007