celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008

CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.

I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!

by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011

Celebate

Celebrating a holiday by masturbating.

Christy: How are you spending your birthday tonight?
Reid: I’m going to stay home and celebate.

by Waterlogged November 19, 2018

Celebater

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021