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Ceebs

An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?

Student: Because we have the ceebs!

Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.

Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.

Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
by bleugh! November 26, 2010
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Ceeb

a word that was formed at Vancouver College which you use when refering to an asian person (chinese, japanese, vietmanese, korean etc...not indian etc.)

or a word for someone that is smarter than average
1a) god damn he is such a bad driver, he must be a ceeb

1b) richmond is full of ceebs

2) you got 102% on that math test... WOOOW your such a ceeb
by sick of them May 27, 2010
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Ceebs

(Pronounced 'Seebs') Short for "cba" which is an abbreviation for "can't be arsed". Used to show one's lack of emotion towards doing something.
Mark: Yo mate, you done the English homework?
Jimmy: Nahh ceebs to do it

Dave: Oi, you bangin' dat gal?
Marcus: Ceebs, she's too much effort, ya get me
by BabyLemon December 31, 2013
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Ceebs

Ceebs is an acronym meaning, Cant even be stuffed. an extra e is added because it sounds cooler and is easier to pronounce.
by GuitarDroid248 July 8, 2019
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the ceeb

What's on the ceeb tonight?
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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ceeb

Any non-integrated east Asian working to perpetuate any one of their collective stereotypes. The term was brought into use while heckling Asians playing basketball at lunch in Van City. Generally very disrespectful.
"You smell worse than that Ceeb eating rotten fish over there"

"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.

"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"
by Helllllllllllla CEEEEEEEEEEEBS November 18, 2009
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Ceebs

Cannot be bothered. Taken from cba shortened from "can't be assed"
"Gunwarf?"
"Ceebs, man."
by Agness April 10, 2008
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