Clemont

The best name in existence because it connects to me on a spiritual level.

Clemont is the best name ever.

by yescaisprettycool February 27, 2019

Clemon

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

by Trouble Every Dana January 25, 2011

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

Colemonjappliteronauva

The most divine drink in all Galaxies of all Dimensions. Said to be brought down from the heavens of the gods by G-Unit themselves. Exclusive at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Honolulu, Oahu, Hawaii. Perfected and Extremized version of Lemokite

Bruh, you gots to try Colemonjappliteronauva this bruh!

by Nutellzeus September 2, 2014

Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.

John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night

by playthegame May 25, 2011

clemons

a euphemism for blowjob

There was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. Bill Clinton said that oral sex wasnt sex so all the jb whores started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.

by s/adv/irgin June 14, 2011

clemon

an odd cross between a cat and a lemon

guess what...CLEMON IS SKINNY!

by BATMAN STRIKES!!!! November 11, 2003