chimuelo

spanish for a toothless old man, but english (per se) for a toothless old man with no hair.

ie: chuck es*****an

chuck: hello store service call on line one

store: pinche chuck porque estas chimuelo y pelon?
english (fucking chuck why do you have no teeth or hair?)

by chupastuyminerva January 20, 2011

Crimuhh

The way Crunchy Black says "Christmas."

If you can't git yo kids nuttin fo Crimuhh . . . you lawss in da sauss.

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

Chimuelo

Butt hole

Dame el chimuelo

by ElVer-Galarga June 3, 2022

Chimu

An adjective describing a disheveled, ugly, homeless or generally unpleasant looking person, dog or other animal. It is derived from a Mexican comedy show in which a character by the name of Chimoltrufia, a chambermaid, displayed this unappealing look in each of her sketches.

Person 1: Look at that dog running around on the beach looking all chimu.

Person 2: Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that dog was either homeless or just born with bad luck!

by Not_Eric_Pad September 6, 2016

climultaneous

simultaneous sexual climax

Hey, do you always let your lady orgasm before you?
Nah, we usually shoot for climultaneous.

My wife woke me up 20 minutes before the alarm this morning and I still made it to work on time.
You had dawn sex and weren't late?
Climultaneous, man.

by kawikazi April 7, 2011

Chimuelo

A green bird who died in the hands of a dog named La Cleo

Perro weon sale. Abre la boca. Se lo comió! Suelta a mi chimuelo

by JoseWM January 10, 2019

chimutembo

An African surname that mean huge shaking

girl1: Is his name chimutembo

Girl 2: ye his dick big

by The big guy upstairs April 17, 2021