The chronic involuntary sleep condition induced by viewing of movies, particularly those shown on a large screen.
Had I known my date had cinematic narcolepsy, I wouldn't have paid for her to take a nine-dollar nap.
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Manscaping with fire.
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Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Paranormal Activity is what inspired this word, for it is the perfect example.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
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Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
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We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
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