Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

catolescent

1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.

2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."

From cat+adolescent

My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.

by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

Crapulence

to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. Acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg

My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002