Chaptivity

1. Evidence of chapped lips, often of extreme measure. Derived from chapped activity.

2. Having a extreme case of chapped lips, with absolute no way to get chap stick.
ex. " bro i'm stuck in chaptivity for the whole car ride because i left my chap stick at home."

by randfluff October 6, 2012

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captivity

noun, plural captivities.
1.
the state or period of being held, imprisoned, enslaved, or confined.

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precaptivity, noun
semicaptivity, noun

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1. bondage, servitude, slavery, thralldom, subjection; imprisonment, confinement, incarceration.

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1. freedom.

In June 2009, we escaped from captivity, bringing a sudden resolution of a captivity that seemed destined to drag on for years.

Lawand was one of just nine lucky enough to escape after two months of captivity.

Militants have revealed a total of six videos of Bergdahl in captivity, with various demands in exchange for his release.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

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Anal Captivity

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.

Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.

by Paycheck October 16, 2012

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craptivity

The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.

You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity

Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!

Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating

by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013

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