Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
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catered is another word for supply of drugs to celebrities, see drug dealer. If someone says the party was catered it normally means drugs are available and free.
If your asked to speak with the party caterer for a celebrity, you may well be asked to order drugs, not sausage rolls or bits of cheese on a stick!
Unless they want you to talk with the party caterer, you may want to clear that up! less embarressing than asking for a couple of bricks, and the dude in the tall white hat has no idea what you want!
If your asked to speak with the party caterer for a celebrity, you may well be asked to order drugs, not sausage rolls or bits of cheese on a stick!
Unless they want you to talk with the party caterer, you may want to clear that up! less embarressing than asking for a couple of bricks, and the dude in the tall white hat has no idea what you want!
"The party I went to was fully catered, I was so messed up...!"
"Charlie Sheen caterers for his guests needs!"
the line in that song the party was catered, referencing drugs and rap music!
"Charlie Sheen caterers for his guests needs!"
the line in that song the party was catered, referencing drugs and rap music!
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If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.
From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.
If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.
From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.
Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!
Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!
Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!
by bethg February 25, 2011
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Jim is cuttered up and drunk therefor, he fell over in the room, breaking his buddy's glass table.
When you are cuttered up, you lay your game on a hot bartender that is way out of your league.
Jim is cuttered up and drunk therefor, he fell over in the room, breaking his buddy's glass table.
When you are cuttered up, you lay your game on a hot bartender that is way out of your league.
by Gas Man Chris January 6, 2009
Get the cuttered mug.The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.
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