crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Chamonkey Wucker

A woman with hairy nether regions.

She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.

by Coletrain Da McAndrews March 10, 2021

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007