catuserbot

One of the best telegram user bot created by Sandeep(@mrconfused).

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by Andrio September 15, 2020

Catussy

A Catussy is similar to a badussy but is more feline like a cat.

You see that gyal Basia she deffo got a Catussy!

by Thou goat April 26, 2022

catbusing

The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.

"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."

"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."

"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"

"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)

by Next Stop October 23, 2008

Catbum

To draw the face of a cat using pen or eye liner on someone else's posterior. Sometimes using a foreign object as a nose (such as a marble).

She posted pictures of his catbum online.

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010

Catmus

An island located in the Northeast that is very far from other continents/regions.

Civilian 1: Hey! Where you from? I love your accent!
Civilian 2: Usae! I'm from Catmus
Civilian 1: What's that?
Civilian 2: It's an island in the northeast region.

Civilian 2: Woah, that's awesome

by PoduPoduMoe December 7, 2022

catbrush

An evil, sinister object. Reports vary on what the catbrush can actually do, but one thing is clear: Use the catbrush once and it's all over. Stay away from the catbrush. Don't listen to Garfield as he shrugs it off and compares the catbrush to a measly toothbrush.

Jon: OH NO!

I'M USING THE CATBRUSH!!

Garfield: Gee, I don't yell when I use his toothbrush!

by Fernando McGill January 25, 2008

catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

by LBo979 December 3, 2010