Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

Catathrenia

Groaning or moaning in your sleep

Catathrenia is distinct from both somniloquy and obstructive sleep apnea. The sound is produced during exhalation as opposed to snoring which occurs during inhalation.

by Skitch195 December 23, 2015

Cat Bath

To lick a female from her vagina to ass in a cat like motion.

Randy dean did a hell of a cat bath on the white unicorn.

by Randy dean June 13, 2015

catbate

a guy who is in a relationship just to have sex the girl who he no longer cares for.

nerd: so, you don't like Sammy any more? ... can I go out with her?
jock: no I'm in the catbate

by who asked you June 1, 2013

Cat Bath

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025