catastrofuck

When a hellhole meets a cataclysm.

Thanks to our buddy George W. Bush, Iraq has turned into a catastrofuck.

by Bryan RH September 22, 2008

catastrofuck

When a hell-hole meets cataclysm.
Coined by Jon Stewert.

What we have now in Iraq is a Catastrofuck.

by Obie October 4, 2006

catastrofuck

Coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 10/4/06. Referring to the worsening situation in Baghdad, he asked: "What do you get when a Hellhole hits a Catastrophe? A Catastrofuck!"

Iraq courtesy of George W. Bush -- a total catastrofuck!

by brightorbz October 5, 2006

Catastrofuck

A word first used (to my knowledge) by John Stewart, host of the awesomely successful "The Daily Show With John Stewart" on Comedy Central. Combining the words "catastrophe" and "fuck," Stewart created a word describing:
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.

2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.

"The war in Iraq has become a total catastrofuck!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"

by Patches O'Malley June 19, 2009

Catastrofuck

When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm. Coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show when talking about the situation in Iraq.

If the war in Iraq becomes in any worse, it will have become a complete Catastrofuck.

by Raynar September 23, 2008

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

Catastrofuck

When a Hellhole hits a cataclysm

"If it is seen that our country is trying to redefine the Geneva convetion to meet the needs of the CIA why can't every other country redefine the Geneva convention to meet the needs of their secret police, it would be a disaster." "Yes a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now.. ah what's called when a Hellhole hits a Cataclym? A... ah.. Catastrofuck."

by Quotes attributed to Senitor Lindsey Graham and Jon Stewart October 5, 2006