19 definitions by Obie

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.
What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!
by Obie October 21, 2003
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n. 1. One is considered to have extreme intelligence.
2. A sarcastic statement made, refering to one who has done something incredibly stupid.
1. You figured out chaos theory, you must be a superbrain!
2. Way to go, superbrain, you're idiocy as doomed us all to hell.
by Obie October 21, 2003
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a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately
by Obie January 26, 2004
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n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.
1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!
by Obie October 21, 2003
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n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."
by Obie March 12, 2006
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Abbreviation for Dextromethorphan.

Chemical found in over the counter cough suppressants that when ingested in large quantities causes effects similar to tripping.
noun.
"Dude, I just at 500mgs of Dex!"
verb.
"Holy shit dude, you're going to be dexing for 8 hours straight."
adj.
"I'm going to be all dexed out, man!"
by Obie December 20, 2003
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When a hell-hole meets cataclysm.
Coined by Jon Stewert.
What we have now in Iraq is a Catastrofuck.
by Obie October 4, 2006
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