Anal cataracts is an illness often associated with middle to lower income working persons. Although the casues of anal cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better shit to do than go to work.
Employee: "Hello Boss? I won't be coming into work today, I have anal cataracts".
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Boss: "What hell is anal cataracts?"
Employee: "Well, I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Dannyoon April 29, 2008
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Other things can be Catracho or Catracha. In a big type of Honduran music, punta music, people will say "Punta Catracha!!!" meaning Punta music from Honduras.
Other things can be Catracho or Catracha. In a big type of Honduran music, punta music, people will say "Punta Catracha!!!" meaning Punta music from Honduras.
person A: Hey what is that guy over there with a blue white and blue flag with five stars in the middle?
Person B: that guy is a proud Catracho.
or...
Person A: Did you notice that All White T's Made from Kirkland are made in Honduras?
Person B: *Checks his T* Wow your right! I guess i got a Catracho T. Or Camisa Catracha.
Person B: that guy is a proud Catracho.
or...
Person A: Did you notice that All White T's Made from Kirkland are made in Honduras?
Person B: *Checks his T* Wow your right! I guess i got a Catracho T. Or Camisa Catracha.
by Honduran Cholo November 10, 2008
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An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
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Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
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Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
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