Erie Carwash

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

by urajagoff September 14, 2014

One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"

by ASaad May 21, 2009

council bluffs carwash

an act that must be done in council bluffs, iowa. A whore walks on all fours through a line of guys on each side and they all cum on her as she goes by.

Yeah, that bitch got a council bluffs carwash last night, she's such a whore.

by Supersievers3 March 24, 2008

hartford carwash

The act of having anal sex with a female. The male then takes his penis out and finds it to be covered in feces. The male then sticks his penis into the woman's vagina to clean it off.

"HONEY, did you just give me a hartford carwash?!?!"

by holmes02 January 7, 2010

Lazy Carwash

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.

We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.

by Mitch Donato December 8, 2009

Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.

Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

by King Chre May 12, 2009

Crashed the milk truck

To blow a load, cum

Hot girl walks by, "Oh i just crashed the milk truck".

by youknow44 July 6, 2010