carrotsexual

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

by Cannus December 20, 2008

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

by fairy girl March 17, 2003

carrotop

a redhead who thinks she's a blonde.

"I'm not a redhead! I'm blonde!"
"Whatever you say, carrotop."

by Yogurttank June 16, 2017

Carrotopia

The nation Carrotopia, based around carrots. Mascots include a Llama named Carl and an Enderman named Jerry

Let’s go to Carrotopia and farm some carrots.

by Caramelle9 January 29, 2021