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halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down
Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”
halt your carriage by NalaWyu February 23, 2019

Carriage 

What you use to wheel your groceries around at the grocery store.
I'll go get a carrige to put our groceries in
Carriage by wickedMA February 6, 2004

Amish Carriage 

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.
Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.
Amish Carriage by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

Chicago carriage ride 

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.
Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.
While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.
Horseless Carriage by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

carriage trade 

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.
Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.
carriage trade by Richard Black March 14, 2005