campaign whoring

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.

"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"

by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

capanese

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Peter Capaldi

The 12th incarnation of the Doctor, a timelord from Gallifrey that was created for the television series Doctor Who. When he regenerated (got a new body as a way of cheating death) from the 11th doctor, he exclaimed, "KIDNEYS! I don't like the color."

"Who's that guy over there?"

"That's Peter Capaldi, the newest incarnation of the Doctor."

by timelordinslytherin May 3, 2014

swallage capacity

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

by St Veronica July 7, 2010

Carpal

The best manager UwU

Hey who’s the best manager UwU? Carpal.

by GodOfHyperLands December 11, 2019

smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004