A cute and funny girl , she can dance & have an attitude with everyone, she haves a big booty ( lil booties matter) she quit, friendless , and smart she also nice to her boyfriend if you Ever go out with carlaysia stay with her
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by Cartissiyah June 15, 2018
Get the carlaysia mug.A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.
When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.
Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!
by rapsux May 7, 2005
Get the Chip Caray mug.When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.
"Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked."
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
by foSho and Hasselhoff November 30, 2009
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Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.
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by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020
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Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010
Get the carjacking mug.The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
by mapatric March 18, 2007
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