Cargo Syndrome

A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.

Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'

Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'

by Petey__Boy July 2, 2009

Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

Cargo train

A person who picks up other people's problems while also carrying their own, because no one cares enough about them to listen to them. Probably also depressed.

I feel like a cargo train, I always listen to everyone but no one ever listens to me

by Myearbudsgotstolen October 6, 2017

Cargo Area

A man's crotch area.

He woke up startled as his buddies set his cargo area on fire.

by T.137 May 14, 2020

Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

Cargo 200

The term used by the Russians for dead bodies of soldiers in a military conflict. It’s also the name of a 2007 Russian film

“Unofficially, Cargo 200 is used to refer to all bodies of the dead being transported away from the battlefield, and has also become a euphemism for irreversible losses of manpower in a conflict.” (Wikipedia).

Ukraine has set up a website and telegram channel called 200rf.com - in reference to Cargo 200 - so Russian families can track down and identify their sons.

by ReecePiece March 23, 2022

cargo shit

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.

1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."

by Ben & Milkey May 8, 2008